I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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