If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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