But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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