Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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