after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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