This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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