weddingsv make me drug and hornr
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We had sex on a dog bed..
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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