Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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