they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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