I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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