He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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