An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
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