so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
