You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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