Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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