She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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