Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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