Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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