Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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