so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
