Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.