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I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy

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(302): I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy http://tfl.nu/6i8p

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(917): View more from New York City

his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much

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(917): his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much http://tfl.nu/cn35

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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them

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pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed

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(203): there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them (718): pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed http://tfl.nu/7id4

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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.

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(908): This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend. http://tfl.nu/5cs7

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(402): View more from Nebraska

soo how bad was i last night?

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licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.

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(402): soo how bad was i last night? (1-402): licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad. http://tfl.nu/4qt2

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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been

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(513): seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been http://tfl.nu/nato

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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?

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(513): I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete? http://tfl.nu/ue0i

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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno

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(617): If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno http://tfl.nu/05ob

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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.

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Not the worst first impression I've experienced.

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(724): Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face. (1-724): Not the worst first impression I've experienced. http://tfl.nu/reln

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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.

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(917): It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet. http://tfl.nu/tf3l

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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?

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(716): Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog? http://tfl.nu/399r

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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back

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(540): Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back http://tfl.nu/kuz3

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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.

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(732): The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack. http://tfl.nu/qgyn

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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.

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(519): We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek. http://tfl.nu/mffc

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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement

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(256): Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement http://tfl.nu/fsg3

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