Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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