Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wish i was in the wii world.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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