Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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