I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
this will be a night to untag.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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