It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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