I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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