Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
where am i from again
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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