so that wasnt chicken after all
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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