what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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