Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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