His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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