i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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