you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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