week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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