How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Randomize
