At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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