He is such a slut. More and more my type.
home. puking in laundry basket.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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