He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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