Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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