i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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