i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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