I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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