Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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