she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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