So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
