I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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