is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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