i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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