i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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