Having a random hookup so left but love u
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
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You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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