Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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