I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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