i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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