no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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