is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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