Porn is love you can see.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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